Sentence Twenty-Nine

After thirty-six years and five hundred and eighty seven pounds, Sidney was going to the ocean.

Sentence Twenty-Eight

Sid didn't turn his music down to respect the customers going to the bathroom, he just wanted to hear them pee.

Sentence Twenty-Seven

On cold days, all Don could think about was motor-boating that one girl to warm up his face.

Sentence Twenty-Six

Today's plans were to get fucked up and build furniture, at the same time.

Sentence Twenty-Five

His ideal Christmas consisted of a strip club, a santa claus hat, and sweatpants- no shirt.

Sentence Twenty-Four

"The difference is, I don't imagine sucking my friends dick."

Sentence Twenty-Three

"Sorry, I just happen to be exited about life sometimes."

Sentence Twenty-Two

She knew it was lust when just seeing his face made her skin tingle.

Sentence Twenty-one

They didn't have porn-star sex.